The Dangerous Globe is overjoyed to introduce the long awaited Dangerously Global Monthly Competition, “The Dangerous Kwiz”
Thousands of ‘interesting’ prizes (well at least 3), will be awarded each month in this Free to Enter family fun special.
Kwiz’s will be tailor made each month so there may be an odd rule or two here and there, and then again there may not. (If you have an idea for a topical Kwiz, let us know and you can bask in the reflected glory of our publicity while automatically disqualifying yourself from taking part)
The Kwiz for May is entitled, “Been there, done that, got an ill-fitting baseball cap” and is a celebration of the life and works of the legendary polywanker, Paul Nuttall, leader of the now extinct UKIP. A pseudo political party set up by billionaires to engineer the downfall of the UK relationship with the EU.
Nuttalls many claims to fame and success have been universally disproved, but that doesn’t stop him from making newer and bolder claims almost daily.
We thought we could all help him on his way, and it could not be more simple, all you have to do is to construct a Tweet length description of a Paul Nuttall accomplishment, or maybe one of the high powered jobs that he has held (or thinks he held) in his short and imaginary lifetime.
140 Characters is essentially the only rule, you may enter as many times as you wish, and you send your entry to us by using the Comments section below, please also include your Twitter name so that we can notify you of your undoubted success.
Entries in by the 31st May
We have already received a couple of entries, which gave us the whole idea for this bit of nonsense, and in order that there is no duplication/punch-up, and to give you an idea of what we will be looking for, these are they
“Our country owes its freedom to #paulnuttall, if he hadn’t cracked the enigma code we’d be speaking german”
“Great going #paultnuttall, after making it to the final of master chef with your signature dish of waffles and lame duck”
Not so difficult is it?
Now head for the comments section and enter now, and remember, it’s the really silly ones we are looking for, and there is no limit to how many you can do.
AND REMEMBER IT MUST BE TWEETABLE, IF WE CANNOT TWEET IT TO THE WORLD YOU CANNOT WIN ONE OF THE MANY FABULOUS PRIZES