It’s has been a traumatic and tragic week for our wonderful country, (formerly known as the United Kingdom), and it is difficult to write anything at all amusing, but then Paul Nuttall hove’s into view and the satire flows like a Parisians bum after a feast of Escargots way past their sell by date.
To be honest do I need to write anything further?
If you thought Nigel ‘2 Fags’ Farage was a beer filled sack of lying excrement, then his idiot protégé Nuttall really does take the steam off your hard earned piss. Not only is he thicker than Farage after 11 pints of Witney’s Red Barrel, but he appears to have all the charm of Herr Otto Flick, that nice SS chap from ‘Allo ‘Allo.
The UKIP “One in one out”, policy sounds good to me, but a key point is the replacement of one Katie Hopkins with ANY one human being from ANYWHERE on the strictest of conditions. They are:
1) They are not Katie Hopkins
2) They are not Katie Hopkins in disguise
3) Oh yes, they are not even Katie Hopkins impersonators.
Whilst we are talking about the horse faced, cloven hoofed,” Fuckface of the Apocalypse”, I am at least delighted by the news that one right wing organ has finally sacked her. Sadly however, the Daily Wail will not follow suit because they see her as a dangerous lefty.
Well they would wouldn’t they? They thought that about Hitler and Himmler.
The Wail will soldier on bravely and continue to hold hands with hate, (very much unlike Melania Trump, who seems not to want to be coupled like that anymore.)
I am signing off now, but I continue to have true faith this country as being one of the most amazing places on Earth, especially when we all come together, have a laugh, and show total contempt for hatred in all its forms.
God bless those affected by the Manchester atrocity and never look back in anger.