Lord Fuzztone

Much like a cars emissions figures never include how much clean air they suck in, Facebook always seem to ignore the power it actually uses. With around 1.1 billion users a day, we have used the most friendly figures for the conglomerates advantage, but we still arrive at a figure that requires around 75 nuclear power plants to provide its services. Well played world.

Music

Todays Musicians Still Not Worthy of YouTubes Money

20 February 201723 February 2017 Lord Fuzztone0

In a story that has been circulating for many years now, we think we have finally found the answer. The reason musicians don't get paid what they think they should from YouTube, is basically because they are not worth it. On a side note, we have a "Free Beer for Life" competition running for the first person who brings us the severed heads of anyone involved with Owl City (the music

Culture Internet

You Know What To Do

19 February 20175 March 2017 Lord Fuzztone0

This is an image which The Donald has said he wants "removed from the internet" and "please don't get this to the FP". Amazing that he is more worried about his spray tan lines than the total bollocks that comes out of his mouth. This is not a long post. It is not a complicated post. You know what to do dear reader.

Finance Politics

NHS Privatisation full steam ahead.

14 January 201730 June 2021 Lord Fuzztone0

After 65 years of the NHS, a service which has been the envy of the world, it appears that its days are numbered. In the last 5 years, private contracts have doubled to what is now almost €12bn a year in funding. Nice for, Bupa, Rich "Dickie" Branson and Jeremy Khunt (that's a silent K), but healthcare should not be about financial gain.

Culture

New Targets for 2017

1 January 201723 February 2017 Lord Fuzztone0

After all of the wonderful people who passed away last year, (R.I.P. Sir Terry Wogan), we are pleased to report that the law of averages has been in touch with us and has good news. It dictates that 2017 will be a much better year for celebrity deaths and states that we will be able to dance on the graves of many politicians, CEO's and warmongers as the year goes

Music

It’s Official. The Music Industry Is Dead

15 December 201623 February 2017 Lord Fuzztone0

After hearing that Justin Biebers single "Sorry" was the most streamed video of 2016 (1.8 billion views) and that (s)he has received seven (yes 7, that's not a typo) Grammy Award nominations, we are thinking of changing this sections title from "Culture" to "What the fuck people". As if "real" news is not depressing enough, then this.

Business Motor Racing

US Media Firm Buys F1 Rights

1 December 201612 April 2017 Lord Fuzztone0

You have to be impressed with the skill of the previous owners to make such an incredible and dangerous sport so dull and boring. Just what F1 needs therefore, is the input of the American giant Liberty Media. Expect advertising breaks, timeouts and to liven up procedings.

Finance

0.001% of Americas banks invest ethically

30 November 201616 February 2017 Lord Fuzztone0

According to the FDIC, (Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation), there are 6,799 registered banks in the US, but how many of those invest ethically ? Seven. Yes, seven. With figures like these, there really is only two real courses of action to make this world a better place. Either A, switch to one of the seven, or B, just line the other 6792 up against a wall and shoot them with

Finance Football

West Ham United take the piss some more

12 November 201615 February 2017 Lord Fuzztone0

Not content with getting the British tax payer to pay for building their stadium (which using their argument, should have been Leyton Orients), they now want the tax payer to pay for more police at their games because they cannot control fighting amongst their own fans. You couldn't make this shit up, (unless of course the English government and FA are involved).

Politics Finance

More Awesome Trump Quotes

8 November 201627 August 2017 Lord Fuzztone0

Donald Trump, the Euro American immigrant from German and Scottish ancestory is at it again. His eloquence and command of the English language knows no bounds as he stated "Listen you mother fucker, we're going to tax you 25 percent" (regarding exports to China). Perhaps someone should mention that his signature clothing line is manufactured in China so that the greedy prick can cut costs.

Author: Lord Fuzztone

FaceBook devours 50 GigaWatts a day.

Todays Musicians Still Not Worthy of YouTubes Money

You Know What To Do

NHS Privatisation full steam ahead.

New Targets for 2017

It’s Official. The Music Industry Is Dead

US Media Firm Buys F1 Rights

0.001% of Americas banks invest ethically

West Ham United take the piss some more

More Awesome Trump Quotes

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