Ronaldos wages are truly sickening

After hearing the news that an unnamed Chinese football club offered Real Madrid over €300M for Christiano Ronaldo and €100M a year for him in wages, we went to the pub. Even Goldman Sachs would be hard pushed to be as offensive or obscene with its money. This makes the narcissistic, cheating bastard worth more than 5000 nurses and we really find that hard to stomach.