“This is wonderful news”, says the spokesperson for the US Department of Agriculture. “The incredible diversity of pesticides, fungicides and herbicides that can be found now in the food supply are proof positive that we at the DA are back on track. For decades now those bastards at Greenpeace, and their pinko lefty tree hugging henchmen have been trying to stop the inevitable forward progress of the chemical industry and
The world's biggest nickel producer, Norilsk Nickel, has finally admitted (after flatly denying), a spillage at one of its plants was responsible for the river Daldykan in the Russian Arctic turning blood-red. Heavy rains caused a "filtration dam" at its Nadezhda plant to overflow. It says there is no danger to people or wildlife to which we reply, well you drink it then.
Let us put a face to a name here, it’s yet another “unacceptable face of capitalism” ….and yet another bloody billionaire….80 years old too. Meet Pierre Papillaud. He is listed as a Businessman and his speciality is buying up water supplies. He really makes his money out of selling plastic bottles, which incidentally happen to be filled with water, but as soon as they are empty they get to be