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Politics

The Un-united Kingdom

It’s has been a traumatic and tragic week for our wonderful country, (formerly known as the United Kingdom), and it is difficult to write anything at all amusing, but then Paul Nuttall hove’s into view and the satire flows like a Parisians bum after a feast of Escargots way past their sell by date. To be honest do I need to write anything further? If you thought Nigel '2 Fags'
Polling Station - General Election 2017
Crime Fraud Politics

Wrong and Unable

Well its only week 345 of the general election, and my blisters have got blisters on, but not on my feet, oh no, nothing so comfy, they're on my ears from hearing the phrase 'Strong and stable' ad nauseum, (When in fact the words "Piss-poor" and "Deranged" would surely be more applicable. Theresa May is as strong and stable as Tim Farron's flowing fringe. The main story of the week
Theresa Trump
Politics

Fifty Shades of Magnolia

As we enter the second week of the 'most important general election of a generation' according to Theresa May, and a phrase never over used, she still has not demurred from her 'Fifty Shades of Magnolia' platitudes, promising absolutely nothing, and likely to deliver very much less for the hard working families that her lousy party has impoverished. The one highlight in this “B4 election (Biased Brexit Based Bullshit) is
Theresa May
Politics

Prime Ministers No-Questions Time

So all the excitement of a General Election is upon us, assuming your excitement is derived from listening to a women who looks more at home in a Tena Lady advert, repeatedly failing to tell us why we are having an election. It seems todays blame story is the opposition to Brexit in the Palace of Westminster, I am sure you remember them, they are ones who triggered Article 50
News Politics

If You Can’t Beat ‘Em, Join ‘Em.

I have decided this week that I shall become bigoted and totally insensitive, and adopt the personality of a fully-fledged fuckwit, simply to enable Rupert Murdoch (The man with the craggy face reminiscent of a Pickled Pensioners ballbag) to give me a job spouting vicious inane twaddle…….and all for a modest £300k/p.a. (I was joking about the £300k though, I would do it for half the price)  It does beg
Donald and Boris
Politics

Tweets, Twats and Theresa. God Help Us All.

The main story of the week is all about bombing, no not bombing of Syria by Top Trump (which the hypocritical bastard criticised Obama for, demanding congressional approval) - but Boris “Bojo” Johnsons photo bombing of President Putin while attired in a Swedish chef's hat with fishnet stockings and suspenders. Well it would have panned out like that, probably, if Theresa May hadn't pulled his Moscow trip after realising that
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Finance Politics

Not A Happy Meal In Sight.

It's been a week that was a tale of two Donald's, neither of which are a “Happy Meal”, for the people of the world. The car crash presidency stumbles along like a knackered three-wheeled golf cart, stuffed with bloated; factious; wig wearing; knuckle dragging dullards, and now our only hope is impeachment of The Donald, which seems as likely as R2-D2 being able to find a geriatric Jedi in the
Truth and Lies
Politics Terrorism

No Irony There Then

After a truly dreadful week in Westminster, those giants of political fuckwittery Nigel Farage and Paul Nuttal are once again on the BBC to advise us on how we stop a 52 year old extremist preacher of hate from Kent. No irony there then. Of course they believe you can stop terrorism by creating a feeling of hate and with the destruction of multiculturalism, which makes about as much sense
President Cat
Politics

Article 30 2.0

Obviously there have only been two stories in the news this week... A US state attempting to make being a wanker illegal, (whilst not placing Trump in the state penitentiary) and Kellyanne Conway thinking that a microwavable baked potato had been spying on her boss. She maybe didn't say that, but hey, it makes just as much sense any way you look at it. Seriously though, as Brexit boredom enters
Philip Handbag Hammond
Finance Politics

Handbag Hammond’s Budget Backhanders

Well it has been a funny old week in British politics, unless of course you were unfortunate enough to hear Philip Hammond's budget funnies. His budget made as much sense as a Louise Mensch Sunday Politics interview,.. and she makes David Icke appear rational. So as the wheels fell off the budget, and 'Spreadshit' Phil became as popular with Tory backbenchers as Douglas Carswell at a Nigel Farage dinner, the